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Rich Gurus - more eBook crapola coming our way soon

It looks like we are about to get bombarded with another Rich Jerk ripoff eBook “make a zillion dollars online the easy way” type of get-rich-scheme rubbish over the coming weeks.

Over the last few days I have seen this exact same message on at least 6 webmaster forums:

chris.steven1975 
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Which ‘Gurus’ are behind new product Rich Gurus?

I found a new affiliate site being launched soon but can’t work out who is promoting it. It seems like a group of top affiliates, but I can’t tell.

Does anyone know anything about this? Who they are?

http://www.richgurus.com

Looks like it’d definitely be worth looking into though, when it launches… what you think?

Well I think that this is just yet another “get rich” eBook that will pray on the weak, the gullible and the stupid. I can guarantee you that when it launched it will involve a long “sales letter” web page scattered with pictures of speed boats, Ferraris and luxury villas. It will also have some testimonials coupled with pictures of gentleman wearing moustaches, bad haircuts and sports jackets with their arms around girls in bikinis.

There will be a “too good to be true” offer whereby you can save $100 or so by subscribing to the eBook “today!” and basically the same sort of nonsense that we have seen only around 10 million times.

Rich Guru eBook Crapola

I subscribed to the website because I really want to see the “Rich Gurus Expose the TRUTH!!!” and this was the email I received:

Hi Kieron,

This is the most important message you have received this year.

On March 18, the best Internet marketers gathered for a very private meeting in an undisclosed conference room.

What was the upshot of their discussions?

I can’t reveal all, but what I can say is that these Rich Gurus had had enough!!!

They were sick and tired of seeing new sub-standard products released every single day. Seriously, there have been too many to name!

While the vendors and other marketers promoting these products were getting incredibly wealthy, the every day people just wanting to get their “slice of the Internet pie” were being forced to empty their pockets day after day buying these useless ebooks and products.

You see, every new product was being marketed as the “NEXT BEST THING”.

These poor victims… they knew no better!

Were you a victim of these thieves Kieron?

Paying $50 here, $97 there, and yet these “snake oil” marketers still left you in the dark! As you probably know, these recycled crappy products got you nowhere fast!

I sure hope you escaped their money hungry claws, but if you didn’t, I have some very good news for you.

At precisely, 11am EST Thursday 28th June…

The Rich Gurus (the TRUE marketers that take pride in their products) are set to open their doors to the public for the VERY first time.

If you act fast enough, you may just snatch a key for yourself.

You see, this key will unlock the secret door to the knowledge most of these “money sucking” marketers refuse to tell you.

The Rich Gurus want to teach you everything, so they are busy putting together their powerful step by step video program that guarantees you start generating a massive income online.

To snap up the incredible bonuses the Rich Gurus are plotting to include, you are going to have to be ready when they unlock the doors at precisely…

11am EST Thursday 28th June!

The key for online success is so close, you will soon be able to reach out and grab it.

Do whatever you can to be on your computer at 11am EST Thursday 28th June, as you are NOT going to want to miss this.

Get excited about the REAL product of the year,

Rich Gurus

PS This is no joke… just wait for the video that will soon hit your inbox!

Kieron, your “getting nowhere” is about to end!

Sigh. I can’t bring myself to speak any more about these muppets. I’m off for a Peroni.

What I’m listening to right now: Chris Brown ft Ne-Yo – “Poppin”

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June 23rd, 2007 at 7:10 pm

[...] Rich Gurus - more eBook crapola coming our way soon The Rich Gurus want to teach you everything, so they are busy putting together their powerful step by step video program that guarantees you start generating a massive income online. To snap up the incredible bonuses the Rich Gurus are … [...]

 
Comment by David Fiske (50 comments.)
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June 23rd, 2007 at 8:02 pm

I had comment spam advertising this website. I’ll soon get round to writing a post about it - when I do, I’ll link back to this page.

 
Comment by Barman
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June 23rd, 2007 at 10:26 pm

I just started reading your blog. Anyone who shits on the “gurus” is OK in my book.

 
Comment by Monty (4 comments.)
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June 23rd, 2007 at 10:43 pm

Ironic that the first trackback you get for this article is from a spammy made for Adsense site which is undoubtedly the sort of get rich quick scheme this eBook will be promoting. Pass me one of those Peronis!

 
Comment by Chromate
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June 24th, 2007 at 4:49 pm

That bit at the end made me laugh…

“Kieron, your “getting nowhere” is about to end!” Woop! things are looking up for you at last then(!) ;) haha

Seriously, I think it’s really important that top affiliates speak out against this kind of thing. So, nice one!

 
Comment by Simon Subscribed to comments via email
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June 28th, 2007 at 9:08 am

Hi,

I also received an email about this site, but it came from a VERY respected marketer, so I think you should wait until it launches before you judge it. From what this email said, there is no ebook in sight. It said something about 15 hours of videos, and if thats true… then I guess I should expect it to be pricey!

Anyway, I guess we will know soon.

Simon

 
Comment by Kieron (305 comments.)
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June 28th, 2007 at 2:54 pm

Well then if its from a “respected” marketer and is videos instead of eBooks then it must be good.

 
Comment by rob
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June 30th, 2007 at 6:14 am

I checked out the site. I am on the email list. Yes it is 15 hours of video. I am still waiting to find out exactly what is covered. Again the sales letter does not tell you what it really is. But is sounds like it could be of good value. I do know that a respected marketer is promoting it. I did ask him if it was good. He said that it was. I am curious enough to keep waiting to see if anyone that bought it will cough up the details. It is just $77 right now. It goes up to $99 soon I hear. The same tactics a lot of gurus do to get sales. I guess they play our phycology. Nice blog.

It would be easy just to bash every guru product and get some cash. Maybe I should do that instead of promting it. Ha…

Regards,
Rocker Rockstar

 

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